Data & Voice Cabling
FBN is a complete service contractor, you name it - FBN will "Pull It"
for you. At FBN we treat the customer as a resource, treatment you will
not find elsewhere. As the ultimate "Physical Layer Experts" FBN can
provide you with Project Management, Design, and Implementation plus we
can just "Pull Your Wire". FBN delivers a level of quality unrivalled in
the physical layer infrastructure implementation business.
FBN is of the highest corporate character and it shows
in our product and service offerings to the market. We are proud of our
educated physical layer infrastructure implementation engineers, all of
which have completed grade school and can read and write too.
Certification? FBN, our procedures, and all of our physical layer
installation team have been certified by the highest of authorities*,
even better than ISO 9000. All materials and parts used by FBN are
certified and blessed* to deliver heavenly performance. Only FBN can
offer this combination of moral character, certification, and the pious
blessing of parts.
We at FBN have taken the concept of Structured Cabling
to the next level, The Chaos Cabling System. Structured Cabling is
great, but we believe our own in-house designed system offers more
lasting rewards and benefits such as:
We at FBN Technical Services are proud of our Physical Layer
installation team. Please visit our Photo Gallery of Fame to examine
prime examples of the quality Physical Layer Implementation offered by
- Waterfalls - Everyone loves waterfalls,
aesthetically pleasing to the eye, especially in wiring closets.
- Green - Save The Environment Chaos Cabling
reduces the amount of materials going to landfills. We don't throw
anything out, we just leave at your site, in the walls, on top of the
false ceilings, or just to add clutter to your wiring room. If you are
sensitive to the appearance of your physical layer infrastructure, we
will hide it from your view.
- The Workforce - The Chaos Cabling System
allows FBN to use members of society with minimal education as this will
increase the Chaos and improve the benefit derived from the Chaos
System. Randomness is a key component of The Chaos Cabling System and
the FBN team will deliver.
- Increased Productivity - You will be so busy
dealing with physical layer problems everyone will think you are working
hard. Think of the promotions and salary increments the Chaos Cabling
System will deliver to you.
- Windows NT/2000 Compatible - The Chaos
Cabling System enhances Windows NT performance as it will now be totally
impossible to determine the cause of network application problems.
Chaos Cabling allows NT to interact with the network in the manner
intended by the manufacturer.
- Increased Happiness - Think about it, you
will be busy, you will get promotions, you will be paid more, and your
coworkers will believe you are indispensable. Chaos Cabling and FBN will
deliver "Increased Happiness".
- Catastrophe Theory Compliant - Chaos Cabling
complements and assists Windows NT/2000 in producing maximum
unpredictability and allows Windows NT/2000 products to reach maximum
potential in regards to the Catastrophe Theory component. Chaos Cabling
is a must for the Windows NT/2000 Enterprise network.
FBN Photo Gallery of Fame
*The Good Reverend BillyBob Bugger of The Church of The
Almighty Buck (Not to be confused with Reverend BillyBob Bugger of
The Sodomite Church)