We at FBN figure we got this web page stuff
all figured out. Everyone else is making a bundle so why shouldn't
FBN do the same. There is just nothing to this this web page design
stuff. The Twelve Year Old Kid From Across The Street comes over
and just whips this stuff up for us in no time at all. We figure
if he can figure this stuff out we too can do it.
We figure with The Twelve Year Old Kid From Across
The Street we can handle any project known to the web. This kid is
so hot he can just do anything. Hell, if he can do so can we.
Internet design requires a ridiculous skillset.
Some of the skills required on a daily basis to put Internet projects together
include: understanding people, graphics design, HTML coding, PERL scripting,
typography, Visual Basic, a laid-back nature, color theory and a good sense
of humor. We are not really sure about the sense of humor but other
than that requirement The Twelve Year Old From Across The Street has it
all. We only wish we did!
FBN will invest the time to clearly educate you on
the Internet and how it operates. This type of service ensures you,
the customer, a better understanding and broader vision as to how the Internet
can help you meet your origanization's goals. Providing you are willing
to meet The Twelve Year Kid From Across The Street on a school day at his
lunch hour we are sure FBN can fulfill all of your web design requirements.