Whatever your hardware requirements, computers, peripherals, Local or
Wide Area Network, data communications, or telecommunications FBN can
provide it, provided you pay 100% up-front. This is not to say the
hardware will perform as promised. FBN has a corporate policy on
promises - If we make them, we don't keep them. But, we still
charge the same price as you would pay for equipment which functions
FBN can offer the market some very unique
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room full of LAST. LAST will impress all who graze upon it.
LAST will use more power and require more air conditioning. LAST
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required. Hurry, as LAST will not last forever.
FBN can offer another unique feature in all our
proposals, TBM. TBM, or Total Buzzword Management, will help you
sell our proposals to management. We can help you baffle them with
a never ending barrage of acronyms and buzzwords. They will be so
intimidated they will dare not admit they have no idea what is being
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FBN offers a very unique guarantee, we guarantee most
of the equipment at least some of the time. Actually, we can
guarantee our equipment will not work most of the time. If it does
work, and you are disappointed, just let us know and we will replace it
with defective equipment.