FBN is an unique investment opportunity. We have attempted to
avoid the usual management distractions and unnecessary costs associated
with traditional business, like delivering products which actually
work. In addition, in this age of Internet mania, we no longer
must actually go through the motions of actually pretending to have a
viable product, we label FBN an Internet startup and just sell
stock. This is even better than our usual schtick .
FBN has a far reaching strategy to harness the
dynamics of the Internet with the company's full spectrum of
solutions. Management has studied the success of selected Internet
companies and applied the most applicable practices to the FBN business
model. Our business model emphasizes the practice of "hit and
run", deliver junk and fade into the fog of unresponsiveness.
Today's Internet business model allows no known metric to gauge value,
a characteristic which FBN is well positioned to capitalize
Who is driving up the price of Internet and high
technology stocks? People seem to think of the Internet as a new
frontier where they must be "in" at the ground floor or they will be
forever locked out. We tend to look at these people as our target
audience. Who are these people? Ignorant but affluent online
investors and retail day traders who believe a theory that stock should
only go up as God intended.
FBN has brought many unique products to the market,
PIGs (Personal Information Gophers), LAST (Large Array of Stale
Technology), TBM (Total Buzzword Management), and the Web Whacker
2000. With new investors, and the patience of our existing
investors, management will be able to continue their orgy of greed and
maybe someday actually produce the promised cash portal. Many
thanks to all of you believers, as we would not be here today if it
wasn't for YOUR money!